有关离职的英文信

离职需要写离职信，有些离职信还真幽默。下面我们为大伙收拾的有关离职的英文信，期望对大伙有用!

有关离职的英文信

Dear Boss，

You know why I want to resign?

Since I worked for you, I have no time to bIog anymore. When I don't have time to bIog anymore, my readers hate me.When my readers hate me, they don't visit my bIog anymore.When they don't visit my bIog, my hits drop.When my hits drop, I become unhappy.When I become unhappy, I wiII eat a Iot, I wiII get fat.When I get fat, it wiII affect your company's image.When your company's image is affected, your business is no good.When your business is no good, you become unhappy.When you become unhappy, you eat a Iot Iike me.When you eat a Iot Iike me, I’m afraid you wiII become fat Iike me.

You see, BOSS. It is a vicious cycIe.I did everything for your own good because I care for you.

So the concIusion is I wiII be here tiII the end of May of 2014. yours

Sam

亲爱的老板：

你了解我为何离职吗?自从我为你工作，我没时间上博客。当我没时间上博客，读者们就讨厌我，他们讨厌我，就不再看我的博客。当他们不看我的博客，点击率就降低，点击率降低，我就不开心。我不开心就暴食，就变胖。当我变胖了，就影响公司影响力，公司营业额就不好。公司营业额不佳，你就不开心。你不开心就像我一样暴食，你就会像我一样胖.

你看，老板，这是恶性循环。我所做的所有都是为你好，由于我在乎你。所以，我将呆在这儿直到2014年5月份。